Have you been to the gym lately? Did you go straight to your usual routine or spent some time looking around and observed the different gym creatures?
Let's have a checklist of those amazing personalities and next time you visit the gym, move around and spot any of the following:
Let's have a checklist of those amazing personalities and next time you visit the gym, move around and spot any of the following:
The Gym Bunnies
They come in every effin’ day in lycra leotards. They hop around the gym from one machine to another without ever finishing a routine. Hop, hop hop!
They come in every effin’ day in lycra leotards. They hop around the gym from one machine to another without ever finishing a routine. Hop, hop hop!
The Gym Gorillaz
Bulky, hairy, and cast a huuuuge shadow behind ‘em. Their color ranges from deep red to Kiwi dark-brown shoe polish.
Bulky, hairy, and cast a huuuuge shadow behind ‘em. Their color ranges from deep red to Kiwi dark-brown shoe polish.
The Meerkats
They stretch their necks and stick their heads out whenever a gorgeous guy comes in.
They stretch their necks and stick their heads out whenever a gorgeous guy comes in.
The Hyenas
They chat, chuckle, laugh, chat some more and chat, chat, chat to eternity. If hunting rifles are allowed, I’ll take them down first.
They chat, chuckle, laugh, chat some more and chat, chat, chat to eternity. If hunting rifles are allowed, I’ll take them down first.
The Parrots
Same as the Hyenas but wears fantabulously outrageous gym outfits made in China.
Same as the Hyenas but wears fantabulously outrageous gym outfits made in China.
The Gym Crocs
Creatures who never leave a machine and stay there all day as if they own it. They will be the next ones to go after the Hyenas, I tell you.
Creatures who never leave a machine and stay there all day as if they own it. They will be the next ones to go after the Hyenas, I tell you.
The Wet Dogs
They always leave the machine wet for the next user. I don’t understand how they sweat so much! Argh!
They always leave the machine wet for the next user. I don’t understand how they sweat so much! Argh!
The Guard Dogs
They bark and woof on the last 3 reps. There’s also a hybrid of this mixed with Gorillaz.
They bark and woof on the last 3 reps. There’s also a hybrid of this mixed with Gorillaz.
The Giraffes
Tall, gorgeous, painfully beautiful creatures who are so into themselves. Usually found on the machines closest to the mirror wall.
Tall, gorgeous, painfully beautiful creatures who are so into themselves. Usually found on the machines closest to the mirror wall.
The Hippos
Unbelievably huge creatures but rarely visible. They are found under the bubbles of the Jacuzzi with their noses just above the water.
Unbelievably huge creatures but rarely visible. They are found under the bubbles of the Jacuzzi with their noses just above the water.
The Gila Monsters
Huge, ferocious lizards usually found in the sauna all day. They never leave!
Huge, ferocious lizards usually found in the sauna all day. They never leave!
The Skunk
They come to the gym oozing with irritating AXE cologne sprayed all over. These creatures don’t understand! Get away from me! G E T A W A Y !
They come to the gym oozing with irritating AXE cologne sprayed all over. These creatures don’t understand! Get away from me! G E T A W A Y !
The Chicken
A creature with massive chest and throbbing arms complete with toothpick legs.
A creature with massive chest and throbbing arms complete with toothpick legs.
The Kapibara
Fat, amphibious rats usually found "basking" in the area between the shower and the locker room.
Fat, amphibious rats usually found "basking" in the area between the shower and the locker room.
The Hamsters
Creatures running all day on the threadmill and go straight to the snack bar afterwards.
Creatures running all day on the threadmill and go straight to the snack bar afterwards.